Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse.
"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width was almost identical to a AA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I'm so sorry," she said..."I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.
funny stuff lol
ReplyDeleteNow that's just evil..... and i'm not sure who I'm going to be able to tell it to.
ReplyDeleteThat is a hoot!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha!
ReplyDeletea much needed laugh for me!
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Chris G,
ReplyDeleteIs that you? If so, it's James and Robin. We wanted to send you a photo of me wearing the Mindbender shirt in Indonesia.
hey long time.....
ReplyDeleteTHAT WAS SO SO FUNNY. WOW
Tee-Hee
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