Thursday, April 14, 2011

Lemme Tell You This Nurse Joke


Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...


"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse.

"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."


"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width was almost identical to a AA battery.


Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.

Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.


"I'm so sorry," she said..."I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"


"It's swollen," Bob replied.

She ran out of the room.

8 comments:

Corve said...

funny stuff lol

Curious said...

Now that's just evil..... and i'm not sure who I'm going to be able to tell it to.

Chet said...

That is a hoot!

Eduardo Guize said...

hahahahaha!

BronzeBuckaroo said...

a much needed laugh for me!
:-)

James said...

Chris G,

Is that you? If so, it's James and Robin. We wanted to send you a photo of me wearing the Mindbender shirt in Indonesia.

Shar said...

hey long time.....


THAT WAS SO SO FUNNY. WOW

lesbianbrooklynite said...

Tee-Hee