Sunday, September 09, 2007

Fag Hag Education

This post is meant to educate women who are friends with Gay men. It'll be short and not preachy but meant to help those women with gay male friends broaden their gay men friends network.
At the party that I went to last night there was a woman that I met who was a fag hag. How do I know? It was all in the way that she spoke to me. She went on and on about how fabulous she was and commented that I looked bored. Mind you I was by no means bored. I was being entertained by one of the finest men at the party and enjoying great conversation and measuring possibilities.
The reason she thought I was bored was because I was sitting alone for some time as I didn't know many people at the party and was relaxing enjoying the music and wonderful weather that we were experiencing. I guess she thought I should be switching around and yelling girl this or girl that.
When I told her that I wasn't bored. She commented that I was dressed nicely and looking fierce, while adding a "Miss Thang" to the end of her sentence directed to me. I contemplated how I would respond to her. I do have a sharp tongue at times. So simply told her that every gay man she meets is not a Miss Thing and she should save that for her close friends that accept that name.
I know I may be being a little overly sensitive about this but I just have a problem with women who think that all gay men will relate to them in the same way that some of their flamboyant friends do. She didn't get it cuz she responded with well honey I just want you to know that I'm fabulous and I know I'm looking fierce. She wasn't and what did that have to do with what we were talking about. Her response reminded me of a line from the movie Jackie's Back when she said, "Because what, thank you, say no more."
All I'm saying is that I think all women are beautiful in their own unique ways. However, you don't have to become a flamboyant Gay-ite to converse with a gay man. We can speak without all the gay slang. Not all of us even use it. Just be careful with your words or you may tend to offend unintentionally and be written off as a fool. So in essence, just be real to who you are and we're still going to love you.


BronzeBuckaroo said...

Don't be angry, but I am just LOL with this woman and how you managed to keep your cool with her. Some women, not all, expect gay man to be a certain way. Personally, I'd like to think that I have dispelled a great deal of these myths. Wink! Wink!

D-Place said...

You can laugh because I thought it was funny too. I know she didn't mean any harm. Get this I found out today that she is a she should know better! hahaha

Anonymous said...

, I have a question> how do you kno if youre a fag hag, is this when you have a best friend who is gay? and how does one find a guy is guy to be friends , as being friends with men , when your a woman is impossible without them attaching something sexual to it, and taking private stuff , ie girls stuff , shopping etc, .....not! so how can i find my queen?

signed , need a chum, mtl can qc.