Sunday, January 20, 2008

FIVE RULES FOR GAY MEN TO FOLLOW


A friend of mine sent this to me so I can't take credit for this. Here are the rules as someone sees it.


1. It's important to have a man, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.


2. It's important to have a man who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a man who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a man who is good in bed and who likes to be with you .


5. It's very, very, very important that these four men do not know each other.


One through 4 were real good. I'm working on something right now and I'm positive that those 1st 4 exist in just this one person. I gotta test some of it out though. LOL. Number 5...now that's just a dayum shame. funny though


Time waits for no one so you better work on those 1st 4 people.

5 comments:

BronzeBuckaroo said...

After getting past that lovely photo with the brothers, I finally read your post. I believe 1 through 4 does exist in the right brother. I also believe a guy like this will never be found in a club. At lease, not for me!

Funny thing I can't explain. I know there is a brother out there waiting for me as I am waiting for him. But, the time isn't right for us to meet. I'm tired of being a virgin! Sadly, my libido isn't ruled by indiscriminant encounters. I've been through so much that I feel I should wait. Wait. Something tells me to wait for this special guy.

AND, have a good laugh with #5

fuzzy said...

hmmmm at number 5

One Man’s Opinion said...

That's just cute...Number 5 is a shame. I would change it to having someone who doesn't steal your joy.

Terrence said...

LOL!! Great list though.

bobbymo said...

Cracked me UP! New to this blog - I can identify w/the evaluation BS - been there, and hear about it ALL the time. LOL