Just a joke

I don't have anything to say today so here's a joke.

A woman called her boss one morning to tell him that she was not coming in to work today.

He said, "What's the matter?"

The woman replied, "I have Anal Glaucoma."

"What the hell is that!" he said

She said, "It's I can't see my ass coming into work today."


I wonder if my Management would buy that from me???