Sunday, January 15, 2006
1. What is your occupation?
2. What color is your underwear?
Marcuuuuuuus I'm not wearing any underwear. (in an Eartha Kitt voice)
3. What are you listening to right now?
The ringing of a bell from a Russian Church down the street. That shit should be illegal this dayum early.
4. What was the last thing you ate?
The question should be what is the next thing you want to eat. Can anyone guess?
5. Do you wish on stars?
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Brown or Blue
7. How is the weather right now?
I think it's clear...Doesn't rain long here in cali baybee.
8. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
My nephew had to tell him some bad news about a friend of mine.
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
Nobody sent this to me...I stole if off of a site somewhere.
10. How old are you today?
Same as I was yesterday
11. Favorite drink?
Bourbon on the rocks. You are talking alcohol right?
12. Favorite sport to watch?
Track..The sprints and relays.
13. Have you ever dyed your hair?
Not yet but I'm starting to see a little grey coming in...Who knows what the future holds.
14. Do you wear contacts or glasses?
No...but I think I need some. Soon I'll have to stand across the room to read this screen. Then walk back to the keyboard to type something then walk away again...You get the picture.
Do nephews and nieces count?
16. Favorite month?
August That's when I peeked outside for the 1st time.
18. What was the last movie you watched?
Started watching Rent..lawd will I make it through that thing?
19. Favorite day of the year?
Dumb ass question.
20. What do you do to vent anger?
This sounds like a question for a white person. Like I'm supposed to say..Throw my clothes around the room or punch a wall. Plz my clothes cost too much money to be throwing around and so does a hole in the wall..Not to mention one could break their hand hitting walls.
21. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Infant - anything that went in my mouth
Toddler - my stuffed lion
elementary - My tonka jeep
Middle School - my penis
High School - my penis and his penis
College - my penis, some ass, nipples, tongues...The list goes on.
22. Fall or Spring?
23. Hugs or kisses?
Kisses don't lie
24. Cherry or Blueberry?
Now who doesn't like a good Cherry every now and then. Just don't let them get too attached.
25. Do you want your friends to email you back?
Wouldn't it be rude if your friends didn't email you back?
26. Who is most likely to respond?
Hard to say...Folks are so dayum fickle nowadays. They'll think about their own responses tho. That's good enough for me.
27. Who is least likely to respond?
Jackie Washington. Did yall see her movie? If not, this should be a must see on your list!
28. Living arrangements?
29. When was the last time you cried?
Not for awhile..but I feel one coming on soon.
30. What is on the floor of your closet?
31. Who is the friend you have had the longest?
Mark although we don't see each other that much.
32. What did you do last night?
Went to go to a play with 2 girlfriends, didn't get in cuz it was sold out, drove a friend to the dayum airport to rent a car, then to a buddies for a bourbon on the rocks then home.
35. What are you afraid of?
Birds!!!!!!!!!!!! Flyin dayum rats!
36. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
Oooh a spicy turkey burger would be good.
37. Favorite car?
38. Favorite dog breed?
I have 2...a Great Dane and a Pomeranian
39. Number of keys on your key ring?
Too many. Wouldn't it be nice if you could have one key that opened everything.
40. How many years at your current job?
I don't want to talk about it....Feels like I'm going to retire there. Lawd I hope not.
41. Favorite day of the week?
Days that I can do whatever I want.
42. How many states have you lived in?
43. How many cities have you lived in?
Are you the IRS or somethin!!