Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Tagged by Professor GQ

If you were to be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?

Get Pregnant, then when I'm a man tomorrow I would become a billionaire for being the first pregnant male.

If you had to name the most difficult thing about being a teenager today, what would you say?

Not getting killed.

If you had to name the most embarrassing moment of your life, when was it?

Everytime I'm intersted in someone that I think is really fine. I become a complete clutz. Tripping over things cuz my legs won't move right and stuttering. Which is something I don't normally do.

If you had to name the most overrated actor in Hollywood, who would it be?

Denzel Washington

If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?

Shyness

If you could go back for one minute to the Garden of Eden and give Adam advice, what would you say?

Don't listen to hah!!!!!!!! She's fukin the snake!

If you were to name the best “I told you so” you ever got to deliver, what was it?

Can't think of one. sorry

If you were Madonna, what would you do for your next publicity stunt?

Marry Brian Pumper

If you could have a lifetime 50 percent discount in any single store at your local mall, which store would it be in?

Bloomingdale's

If you could have one more pet, what kind would you get, and what would you name it?

A Blue Great Dane named Leon

If you could have God perform one miracle today, what would you want it to be?

Remove all things that make people ill physically or mentally.

If you could spend New Year's Eve doing anything you want, what would you do and who would you do it with?

I would spend it with the man that would be good for me and my life, kissing, laughing, talking and enjoy friends that we love.

If you were to set your country’s immigration policy, what would it be?

Too many of yall here already...Go home so some of these homeless people can have jobs.

If you were given the power to settle the issue of gays in the military, what policy would you set?

Ain't nobody's business if I do.

If you could have one person you have lost touch with call you up tonight and invite you to dinner, who would you want it to be?

Ron and ex lover. I don't know what happened to him and no one has heard from him.

If you could change one thing about your love life what would it be?

I am changing that thing. I'm being more conscious of who I choose to be with and holding nothing back. I have nothing to loose, but he may.

If you could have prevented one book from ever having been written, which book would it be?

The Bible was a good answer from ProfessorGQ I think I'll take his answer. It's caused so much confusion and murder.

If you have to name the best music album ever recorded, which would you select?

Sarah Vaughn Live at Mr. Kelly's

If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?

Hee hee hee

If God were to whisper one thing in your ear, what would you like Him to say?"

Next Week on Monday, you will be immune of all types of sickness and win the $100 million dollar lottery all by yourself. That way I can confidently walk into my job and tell selected people to kiss my ass!

8 comments:

ProfessorGQ said...

The Adam & Eve one was funny, man...but Denzel Washington??? *silence* ok...I forgive you...LOL

Rodney said...

OW! That was hot! Live at Mr. Kelly's is my SH*T...

How high the ocean
How high the moon
How high the ocean
How high the moon
I don't know the words to this song
But I'm gonna sing 'em any way...


However, you must serve penance for that Denzel comment.

Terrence said...

Marry Brian Pumper

I know so many people who love and lust after that dude. His videos are masterpieces. LOL!!

A Blue Great Dane named Leon

Blue Great Danes are some beautiful animals especially when they are groomed and cared for properly by their owners.

The L said...

See now you have me in the basement digging through my old albums trying to find Mr. Kelly's damn you! LOL

Charles X said...

this is God. you will be immune of all sickness and will soon win the lottery. you will give half to charles x.

~HoustonNY~ said...

Liked your answers....kind of know you more now....I will get caught up on your page now...

Bmore Dogg said...

Hey Man. I really liked some of your answers to the questions. I don't want to put you on "front street" or anything like that, but you are wrong for not sending me the Sarah Live @ Mr. Kelly's.

plez... said...

Cool list of questions and I dig your answers, I think I'll provide answers on my site.

Denzel Washington is overrated. He's a very good actor with very little range. He plays the SAME CHARACTER in every movie; from Mo' Better Blues to Inside Man, it's always Denzel on the screen.

Hold it down, D!